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He puts it in the wrong hole
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本帖最后由 venom 于 2009-10-22 22:52 编辑
I took her on a date, things seemed so bright,I knew i would not need my you porn tonight
We go to her place and we fool around,We throw all our clothes...to the ground
We begin as she turns out the lights,I start but feel something so extra tight
I hear her cry, and I see her frown,I look at the condom, it is all brown
Last night, ooo, I stuck it in the wrong hole,I'm so sorry, oooo, from the bottom of my soul....cause i stuck it in the wrong hole
Try some preparation H it'll make you feel better,In my defense those holes are so close together
Oh baby baby don't feel defiled,it's a common accident during doggy style
It was so dark I couldn't see so good,I had no idea where i put my wood
I want to make things better want to make things alrightIf you want you can put on a strap on and give it back to me all night ( I'd rather if she didn't)
I never ever want to make you feel hurting,I guess thats why God made that hole not for inserting
Tell me how you feel, baby please don't pause,Now I know how they feel in that HBO show OZ
Maybe take some Advil, your pain it will fixFrom the way you are walking, you can compete in the special olympics
If this was Alabama we would be on trial,,Thats how my mom took my temperature when I was a child |
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